Christina ricci snl sally jesse raphael biography
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Many times I begin this column from a far away location; London, Tahiti, Nova Scotia, etc. Well, today I'm completely out of my comfort zone; yes, I'm in Queens. I'm basically one of those people who will take a plane anywhere, but if it's a subway or cab, I avoid going more than 4 blocks out of my neighborhood. It's a combination of laziness, snobbery and a strong non-stop desire to sit in my apartment and drink coffee while reading a book. So, a trek to Queens is a big deal for me (even though, PS, I was born in Queens and lived here until I was four.)
Why am I in a 718 area code, you ask? Because Juli has yet another audition for high school. If you don't know, high schools in New York City are like colleges anywhere else in the country. Every child has to apply and you're told to have 12 choices (!). Some schools are just based on grades and attendance, which, PS, would have been devastating for me as a kid since my grades tanked and my attendance was colored by my mother insisting I stay home from school for at least two days if I had a cold and then another three days to make sure I was definitely still not sick. The "specialized" high schools in New York require an audition, and Juli has been trekking all over the place with h
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Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 25: Episode 7
99g: Christina Ricci / Beck
Sally
Sally Jesse Raphael…..Ana Gasteyer
Jean…..Molly Shannon
Amber…..Christina Ricci
Sergeant Frank….Tracy Morgan
Sally Jesse Raphael: Joining us now is Jean.. Jean, I understand your daughter, Amber, has been causing you a lot of heartache.
Jean: Yes, Sally, she is really out of control. I mean, she swears at me all the time, she bit her little brother’s nose off.. [ boy in audience is shown with bandages on his nose ] ..Last week, I caught her in bed naked with a dog.
Sally Jesse Raphael: Naked with a dog?
Jean: Yes. And we don’t even have a dog.
Sally Jesse Raphael: How old is Amber?
Jean: She’s 13.
Sally Jesse Raphael: 13? And what do you want to tell her today?
[ Amber is shown backstage mocking Jean ]
Jean: Um.. I just want to tell- I just want my little girl back! We used to be real close.. and I just want her to straighten up, and quit drugging, and stay in school!
Sally Jesse Raphael: Let’s bring her out. Amber? Come on out.
[ audience boos as Amber struts onstage ]
Amber: Shut up! You don’t know me – look at you! I lok good, shut up!
Sally Jesse Raphael: Amber, you